Tum Bahut Gande Ho!!

Police wala – Tumne Papite Bechne wali ko kiss kyu kiya?
Sardar ji – Wo Chilla rahi si Pappi-te le lo Pappi-te le lo..

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Ladka – wo kaun si jagha hai jaha har Mard aur Aurat ke bal Ghungrale hote hain
Ladki – Tauba? yar tum bahut Gande ho
Ladka – Yar Ganda tum sochti ho, Wo jagha hai ‘West Indies

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