Husband – Bahenchod Isko CH0OT Main Dalna Hai Ya School Main…

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pati patni jokes non veg in hindi

Sardar Pati SEX Kar Raha Tha,
Galti Se Peechay Daal Diya,
Biwi – Oh Ji, Truck Galat Godaam Main Jaa Raha Hai.
Sardar, Bhenchod Ab Bata Rahi Hai,
Jab Maal Utaar Diya.

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Husband wife jokes
Wife – Mujhe Bra Chaiye Paise Do.
Husband – Itne Chote-Chote To Hain tere, Bra
Ki Kya Jarurat Hai,
Wife – Aapne Apne Liye kal Chaddi Li Tab Maine Kuch Bola Tha?

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SEx Karte Waqt Wife Ko Hichki Aayi,
Pappu – Kya Hua, Maine Bahut Jor Se Dala Kya,
Wife – Nahi Re Chutiya, Jaldi Kar Aur Logo Ka Time Ho Gaya Hai.