Latest Funny Jokes in English / Best Jokes for Kids

I know 10 True Facts about you…
Fact 1 – You are reading these facts.
Fact 2 – You can’t say the letter ‘M’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3 – You just tried it…
Fact 4 – You’re now smiling.
Fact 6 – You’re now smiling or laughing again.

Fact 7 – You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8 – You just checked it.
Fact 9 – You’re smiling again.
Fact 10 – You like this and now you’re going to rate or comment.

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Funny Classroom Jokes for Kids

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
Tom stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”

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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Q. Why didn’t the orange win the race?
A. It ran out of juice.

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9.

Q. How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
A. When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)