Dhobhi – Are Bhabhi ji, kapde nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hun..

Fruit wala – Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size to dekiye, jee khush ho jayega…

Paper wala – Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, so apko disturb kiye bina nichey se daal diya tha..

Xerox wala – Bhabhi ji, Aagey-piche dono side se karna hai, ya fir ek side se..?

Auto wala – Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon…

Bank wala – Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?

Finally innocent Lift Man – Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun