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If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won’t take it seriously as that would be
‘Khushi ke aansoo‘
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Cricket Team ke jab sab players out ho jate hai to sab Machaar bhaag jate hain
Sochoo kyu
KYUKI team “Allout” hain naa.

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Disco Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…??
Disco Bar mein kyu hai Dhamaal…..?
A.C.P bola – Daya, surakshit kaale mere baal, Vasmol ne kiya kamaal..

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Itne saal ho gaye Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
Itne saal ho gaya Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
A.C.P – Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay to nahi hai

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Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop?
-NO-
Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!

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Q – Who had a double role in movie ‘Sholay’?
A – King George
He is on both sides of the coin

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scientist Ke Joeks

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.
Why??
Because, he wanted to win the No-bell prize!

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One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar – Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!

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After hike in petrol price, Santa was not worried at all.
When Banta asked him the reason, he said – “How does it matter? Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car,
now also I’ll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!”

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ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain… sab log use “Hanuman” keh kar bulate hain. batao kyun???
Ans – kyounki uska naam hi hanuman hai!

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What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
call him up…
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RING De Basanti