Teachers Day Chutkule / Jokes / SMS / Shayari | Hindi Chutkule on Teachers day
Teacher: Jab Main Tumhare
Jitna tha,
Mere 100 marks Aate the..
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Student : Aji Kismat Achhi Thi
Aapki Jo Aapko Achha Teacher
Mil Gaya…
Hamari Kismat Aisi Kahan…
Jitna tha,
Mere 100 marks Aate the..
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Student : Aji Kismat Achhi Thi
Aapki Jo Aapko Achha Teacher
Mil Gaya…
Hamari Kismat Aisi Kahan…
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Teacher to student
Aaj tumne homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student– sir, Ghar par light nai thi..
Teacher– to saale mombati jala leta..
Student– sir, machis nahi utha sakta tha,
Teacher– kyu ?
Student– sir, pooja ghar main rakhi hui thi..
Teacher– to uthayi kyun nai..
Student– nahaya nai tha sir,
Teacher– sale nahaya kyu nai tha.
Student– paani nahi tha sir..
Teacher– paani kyu nahi tha..
Student– sir motor nahi chal rahi thi,
Teacher– ullu ke pathhe ab motor ko kya hua tha..
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Student – sir aap kitne bade chutiye ho, abe saale kitni baar bolu ki light nahi thi…
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KAMAL ke din the wo bhi…
Madam MURGA humko banati thi aur,
Exam main ANDE khud deti thi
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